tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

times-of-fun:

D’AWWWW

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

cheeks-and-white-tshirts:

If you, not your character, were stuck in a cave with both girls, who would you choose to make out with: Jennifer Lawrence or Katniss Everdeen? [x]

I love how Zander is all, “You guys can go right ahead and be diplomatic but screw it; I wanna make out with Jen.”

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:

you said youd always love me

WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

diannaagr0n:

i’d rather post my secrets out to tons of strangers online than tell anyone at school

friendlycloud:

vvorldwideweb:

keep-calm-and-geek-on:

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

Silence is the loudest scream

deep

Only on Tumblr

laughcentre:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dont even think of touching a penis