HELLOOOOOOOO

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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hilloween:

I FOUND THE TRICK OR CHEESY

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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proivy:

Damn shame

stephanie-likes:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

yes.