sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
when you come into your room and someone’s there
i have never received a better text in my entire life
do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive
|—||velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via scottthepilgrim)|
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
“First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon”